now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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