Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
false alarm, still single
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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