So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
