It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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