Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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