dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize