We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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