Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Dicks are not precious.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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