Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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