there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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