I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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