Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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