Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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