Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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