you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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