Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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