The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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