But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Blow job season was short but glorious.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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