Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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