So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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