that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
ok first of all what the fuck
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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