Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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