I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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