Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
COCAINE IS GR8
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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