When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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