i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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