I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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