I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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