Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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