I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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