my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
These tits shall not be calmed
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