Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask