I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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