1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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