I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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