Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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