we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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