My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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