I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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