I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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