: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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