I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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