I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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