we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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