I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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