I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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