so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just found a bag of teeth...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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