Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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