There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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