Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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