how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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