these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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