Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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