idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
ttyl tear gas
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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