This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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