He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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