There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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